> Subject: Fw: FW: Diary of a modern woman on week 1
> of marriage
>
>
> > > > > > Monday:
> > > > > Now home from honeymoon and settled in our
> new home.
> > > > > It's fun to cook for Tim.
> > > > > Today I made an angel food cake and the
> recipe said, "Beat 12
> eggs
> > > > > separately." Well, I didn't have enough
> bowls to do that, so I
> had
> > > > > to
> > > > borrow
> > > > > 12 bowls to beat the eggs in.The cake turned
> out fine though.
> > > > >
> > > > > Tuesday:
> > > > > We wanted a fruit salad for supper.
> > > > > The recipe said, "Serve without dressing."
> > > > > So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring
> a friend home for
> > > > > supper
> > >that
> > > > > night.
> > > > > They both looked so startled when I served
> them, I think it was
> the
> > >salad.
> > > > >
> > > > > Wednesday:
> > > > > I decided to serve rice and found a recipe
> which said, "Wash
> > > > > thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I
> heated some water
> and
> > > > > took a bath
> > >before
> > > > > steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in
> the middle of the
> day. I
> > >can't
> > > > say
> > > > > it improved the rice anyhow.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Thursday:
> > > > > Today Tim asked for salad again.
> > > > > I tried a new recipe. It said, "Prepare
> ingredients, then toss
> on a
> > > > > bed
> > >of
> > > > > lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted
> all over the place
> for a
> > >garden
> > > > > and when I got one, I tossed my salad into
> the bed of lettuce
> and
> > >stood
> > > > > over there for over one hour so the dog
> would not take it. Tim
> came
> > >over
> > > > and
> > > > > asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He
> must be stressed at
> > > > > work,
> > >I'll
> > > > > try and be supportive.
> > > > >
> > > > > Friday:
> > > > > Today I found an easy recipe for cookies.
> > > > > It said, "Put all ingredients in a bowl and
> beat it." Beat it I
> did,
> > >
> > > > > to my mum's place. There must have been
> something wrong with
> the
> > > > > recipe, because when I came back home again,
> it looked the same
> as
> > > > when
> > > > > I left it.
> > > > >
> > > > > Saturday:
> > > > > Tim went shopping today and brought home a
> chicken. He asked me
> to
> > >dress
> > > > it
> > > > > for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens
> dress for Sunday. I
> never
> > > > notice
> > > > > back on the farm, but I found an old doll
> dress and its little
> cute
> > >shoes.
> > > > I
> > > > > thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim
> saw it, he started
> > >counting
> > > > to
> > > > > ten. Either he was really stressed because
> of his work,or he
> wanted
> > > > > the chicken to dance.When I asked him what
> was wrong,he started
> > > > > crying and shouting out "Why me? Why me?".
> > > > >
> > > > > It has to be his job ...
=====
Kris
Some jokes I've got from forward email ..., Maybe you've read before
Jul 16 2003, 10:47 PM
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