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 Some jokes I've got from forward email ..., Maybe you've read before

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shumaky
post Nov 24 2005, 08:41 AM

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From: sunway @ middle earth



Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car "Kancil"?
> > > > You know, that very little 600 cc car ???
> > > > Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US, so when Dr M
paid a
> >visit
> > > > to the White House after finishing formal discussions with
George
> >Bush,
> > > > Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to sell the
Kancil
> > > > in the USA. After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, You
know,I
> > > > think this 'Kernchill' is too small for us Americans."
> > > > Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bush
offered,
> > > > "Ok, take this number down.
> > > > This guy is my good buddy and he's also the CEO of the biggest
compact
> > > > car distributor in North America".
> > > > Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and returns to Malaysia.
> > > > The next day he called the number and a lady answered,"TOYS R
US",
can
> >I
> > > > help you?"

 

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