*TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? **
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! **
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America .** **
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU! **
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?** **
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"** **
TEACHER : No, that's wrong** **
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! **
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".** **
PAPPU : I is...** **
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." **
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"** **
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."=
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree=
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but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" **
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to **Egypt?** **
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? **
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and on=
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is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?** =
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PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.** **
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !** **
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher.*