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onlyforthecars
post May 11 2004, 06:19 PM

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From: pj
QUOTE (jyz87 @ May 3 2004, 01:14 AM)
Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them
said to the other one. "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid. If
you don't believe me I'll show you." He called his driver Ah Beng
over and said, "Ah Beng, here is a $10 note, go to the car
showroom and buy me a Mercedes". To which Ah Beng replied,
"Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and rushed off to the Showroom. The
rich man then turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he
was stupid."

i tot got more?

ok here it is,

two rich men were chatting about how stupid their drivers were, so one of them gave his driver 10 bucks and asked him to go buy a car off the showroom, and the butler obeyed.

the other rich man said that his driver was stupider, so he asked his driver to call home and see whether his in. the driver obeyed and went out to find a public phone.

along the way the drivers met each other. one driver said, "my boss ar so stupid wan lar, ask me go buy car today, today sunday lar where got car shop opened?"

so the other driver said, "my boss ar even stupider, ask me go call his house to see whether his around, he got hand phone mar, why must ask me?"

 

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