Some jokes I've got from forward email ..., Maybe you've read before
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 Jul 28 2003, 01:16 AM
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funny betul...
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Aug 1 2003, 01:24 PM
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QUOTE(avenger @ Jul 31 2003, 10:55 PM) Never translate IT terms to the Malay Language Why Mahathir insist on using English for math and science. Because global uses the language as information's and / or technology language at this moment.How danger it is if we're trying to use in Bahasa, especially in school. see example below. *hardware = barangkeras *software = baranglembut *joystick = batang gembira *plug and play = cucuk dan main *port = lubang *server = pelayan *client = pelanggan Try translate this: ENGLISH : That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick.The joystick goes into the port of the client." BAHASA : Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut.Batang gembira itu dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan." > > > > > > Now You Know......... :thumbs:hahahahaha.... |
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Oct 11 2003, 11:32 PM
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When a student listen to too much music!
Mr. Eric was walking around the form 3 block when he saw one of the form 3 class, 3'T', making noise. He entered the classroom and this is what happened.... Mr. Eric: Who was playing and talking please stand up or the whole class gets it. Anand : "Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up"(Eminem) Mr. Eric: You! I want you to come to my office now Office Time: 0900 hrs Mr.Eric: What Is Your name? Anand : "Say My Name Say My Name"(Destiny's Child) Mr.Eric: Don't play a fool Anand : "Can't Believe I'm The Fool Again"(Westlife) Mr.Eric: Do you want me to beat you ? Anand : "Hit Me Baby One More Time"(Britney Spears) Mr Eric: What did u say? Anand : "WHAT!"(Stone Cold) Mr.Eric: Are you out of your head? Anand : "I Can't Get U Outta My Head"(Kylie Minogue) Mr.Eric: Who do you think you are ? Anand : "I'm A Genie In Bottle"(Christina Aguilera) Mr.Eric: How many demerits do you want? Anand : "1,2,345,Everybody In The Car..."(Lou Bega) Mr.Eric: Do you always play in class? Anand : "Sometimes I Run, Sometimes I..."(Britney Spears) Mr Eric: Do u think this is a party ? Anand : "I'm Coming Up So U Better Get The Party Started"(Pink) Mr.Eric: I want you to come for detention class tomorrow morning Anand : "Every Morning They're A Hello..."(Sugar Ray) Mr.Eric: I've just changed my mind. I want you to come everyday Aanad : "Everyday I Love You"(Boyzone) Mr.Eric: I want you to come alone Anand : "Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely"(Backstreet Boys) Mr.Eric: It gonna be the two of us Anand : "Just The Two Of Us"(Will Smith) Mr.Eric: Are you going to shut up or do you want me to stop talking Anand : "You Say It Best, When You Say Nothing At All"(Ronan Keating) Mr.Eric: I want you to promise me that you won't get into anymore trouble. Anand : "This I Promise You"(N*sync) Mr.Eric: Make Sure you don't get into trouble again Anand : "Oops I Did It Again"(Britney Spears) Mr.Eric: You can go now Anand : "There She Goes"(Sixpence None The Richer) Mr.Eric: I said go! Anand : "Bye Bye Bye"(N*sync) This post has been edited by nimrod: Oct 11 2003, 11:32 PM |
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