There are three major races in Malaysia- Malay, Chinese and
Indian.
The
> > >Malays have the political power and so they set up the party UMNO,
which
> > >literally means "U Must Not Object". The Chinese, on the other
hand,
> > >controls most of the economy and they called their party MCA which
means
> > >"Money Conquers All". Then there are the Indians who have no say in
> > >politics
> > >or economics. They set up their party called MIC. Hence, every
> > >parliamentary
> > >meeting the Indians would ask: "Must I Come?"

Subject: FW: President Bush


After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive",
Osama himself decided to send George W
a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the
game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to
contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H.

Bush was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to Colin Powell.
Colin
and his aides had no clue either so they
sent it to the CIA. No one could solve it so it went to the NSA and then
to
MIT and NASA and the Secret Service.
Eventually they asked Britain's MI6 for help.

They cabled the White House: "Tell the President he is looking at the
message upside down."

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife
packing a suitcase. He says,"What are you doing?"


She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard
prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what
I do for you for free!"

Later that night on her way out the wife walks
into the bedroom and sees her husband packing
his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies...
"I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live
on $800 a year!"

A film crew was on location deep in the desert.
One day an old Indian went up to the director
and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.


A week later, the Indian went up to the director
and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there
was a hailstorm.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director.
He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict
the weather. However, after several successful
predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for
two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have
to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director,
"and I'm depending on you. What will the weather
be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know,"
he said. "Radio is broken."

One day in the great forest a magical frog
was walking down to a water hole. This forest
was so big that the frog had never seen another
animal in all his life. By chance today a bear
was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.


The frog called for the two to stop. The frog
said, "Because you are the only two animals I
have seen, I will grant you both three wishes...Bear,
you go first." The bear thought for a minute,
and being the male he was said, "I wish for all
the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."


For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash
helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was
amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit wasting
his wish like that.

It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well,
I wish that all the bears in the next forest
were female as well."

Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately
hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear
was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these
stupid things, after all, he could have asked
for money and bought the motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for a while
and then said, "I wish that all the bears in
the world, besides me, were female."

The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and
said, "I wish that the bear was gay..."