Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's:
Car, Condo, Credit Card(Gold), Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow

And, and addition with the 5K's ...
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's and 5K's for Singaporeans, now comes
the 5 Numerals and Malaysia's equivalent...

Singapore's "practice" for Simple Living :
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysia's "practice" to Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House

seems from majorgeeks website one...

very cheap jokes...thousand apology first...

Teacher: While waiting for the bus, let's play game called "I Spy", starts with you Ranjeet.
Ranjeet: I spy a thing that starts with N
Others : (nail, neck, nest, nose, ...)
Ali : knitting
Ranjeet: u bloody fool, knitting starts with "K", you are such a fool.
Teacher: Good Ranjeet! Then what is it?
Ranjeet: It's engine!

Names to avoid

1) Anne Chang (in Mandarin) - Dirty
2) Anne Chin (in Mandarin) - Keep quiet
3) Carl Chng (in Hokkein) Buttock
4) Carmen Teng (in Hokkein) - Leg hair long
5) Corrine Tai (in Hokkein) - Poor fellow
6) Faye Chen (in Mandarin) Dusty
7) Henry Mah (in Mandarin) - Hate your mum
8) Henry Tan (in Hokkein) - Let you wait
9) Jane Tan (in Mandarin) - Fried egg
10) Judy Soo (in Mandarin) - Fated to lose.
11) Leslie Tong (in Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
12) Lucy Liaw (in Hokkein) - You are dead
13) Michael Tan (in Cantonese) - Selling eggs
14) Monica Cheng (in Hokkein) - Touch your buttock
15) Nelson Chong (in Mandarin) - Worms-infested bird
16) Nelson Tan (in Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
17) Paul Chan (in Cantonese) - Bankrupt
18) Suzie Leow (in Hokkein) - Lost till death

haha! what is that!? i cannot read chinese lar...haha!
pls translate pls...