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 Some jokes I've got from forward email ..., Maybe you've read before

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monya19
post Nov 12 2004, 02:28 PM

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Girls are still girls!

BF : What do you want to eat??
GF : Anything will do......
BF : Ok, chicken rice then.
GF : But I don't feel like having rice leh....
BF : Ok, mee goreng then.....
GF : Don't want, too oily.....
BF : Fishball noddle soup....
GF : Yeeeee...So plain....
BF : Then what you want???
GF : Anything lor.......


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Me: What do you don't want to eat? Rice or
Noodles?
Wife: Er..don't want rice
Me: Ok, so anything with noodles is fine?
Wife: Yes
Me: Soup or dry?
Wife: Anything

In the end, we still couldn't find out what she
really wants.


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Another scenario when going shopping with girl,

girl: (holding up two clothes) which one is nice?
boy: the blue one looks nicer
girl: is it? I thought the black one is more classy
boy: I agree, take the black one then
girl: But then, the blue one looks quite nice too
boy: yeah
girl: which one is better ?

if boy answer 'black', girl will say he keeps
changing his mind and never shows sincererity and care

if boy answer 'blue', girl will say, " told you that
the black one looks more class"

But no matter what the boy says, the girl will
eventually choose the one
she has already decided beforehand. A lot of the times,
the girl might even put the two clothes back (after
extensive trying) and
says not interested anymore. really don't know what she
wants.




 

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