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 Some jokes I've got from forward email ..., Maybe you've read before

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mell
post Aug 2 2004, 02:03 AM

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This is what I called creative thinking.
Same question, different answers.
Looking at things from another perspective.

Question : Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America : Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms America : Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms Spain, how do you describe a male
organ in your
country?
Ms Spain : Male organs in our country are like
our very own
Bullfight or Toro(Bull).
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Spain : Because it charges every time it sees
an opening.
(Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms Philippines, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines : Well, I can say that male organs in our
country are like gossip or rumors.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Philippines : Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms Iran, how do you describe a male
organ in your country?
Ms Iran : Well, I can say that male organs in
Iran are like thieves.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Iran : Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms India, how do you describe a male
organ in your country?
Ms India : Well, I can say the male organs in
India are like labourers.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms India : Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in
Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia : Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
Applause!)

Question : Ms Singapore,how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore : Well, I can say that male organ in
Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose).
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Singapore : It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the show is over.
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause!)

 

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