This is what I called creative thinking.
Same question, different answers.
Looking at things from another perspective.
Question : Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America : Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms America : Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)
Question : Ms Spain, how do you describe a male
organ in your
country?
Ms Spain : Male organs in our country are like
our very own
Bullfight or Toro(Bull).
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Spain : Because it charges every time it sees
an opening.
(Applause! Applause!)
Question : Ms Philippines, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines : Well, I can say that male organs in our
country are like gossip or rumors.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Philippines : Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
Question : Ms Iran, how do you describe a male
organ in your country?
Ms Iran : Well, I can say that male organs in
Iran are like thieves.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Iran : Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
Question : Ms India, how do you describe a male
organ in your country?
Ms India : Well, I can say the male organs in
India are like labourers.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms India : Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause!)
Question : Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in
Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia : Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
Applause!)
Question : Ms Singapore,how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore : Well, I can say that male organ in
Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose).
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Singapore : It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the show is over.
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause!)
Some jokes I've got from forward email ..., Maybe you've read before
Aug 2 2004, 02:03 AM
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