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 Some jokes I've got from forward email ..., Maybe you've read before

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mars85
post Aug 11 2007, 12:03 PM

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>Marriage Life Before and After !!
>
>Before marriage.
>Darling here.. darling there...
>After marriage.
>Baling here... baling there..
>
>Before marriage.
>I die for you. . .
>After marriage.
>"You die, up to you. "
>Lagi lama married.
>You die I help you!
>
>Before marriage.
>You go anywhere. . I follow you.
>After marriage. .
>You go anywhere. . up to you .
>Lagi lama married.
>You go anywhere better get lost!!
>
>Before wedding
>you are my heart, you are my love"
>After wedding
>"you get on my nerves. "
>
>Before wedding
>"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
>After wedding
>"you are worse than godzila"
>
>Before wedding
>Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
>After wedding
>Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you
>
>Before wedding
>Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
>After wedding
>You want to go, he says you wait-la
>
>Before wedding
>She looks like Anita Sarawak
>After wedding
>Don't know whether katak or biawak

 

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