Friends are like underwear, always a comfort.
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> > > > > > Good friends are like condom always protecting.
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> > > > > > Great friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.
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> > > > > > The sad life of a penis " I only have one eye,
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> > > > > > my hair is a mess, my skin is wrinkly, my relatives are nuts, my
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> > > > > > neighbor's an ******* and my best friend's a *****."
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> > > > > > Engineering. Why are WOMEN the best ENGINEERS in
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> > > > > > the WORLD? Because they can
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> > > > > > DEMOLISH an ERECTION without damaging the STRUCTURE!
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> > > > > > Don't make love to a policewoman; she will say
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> > > > > > "STOP". Don't make love to a
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> > > > > > nurse, she will say "NEXT", but make love to a
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> > > > > > bus conductor, she will say,
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> > > > > > "MASUK DALAM LAGI!!"
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> > > > > > Man: I wanna buy condom
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> > > > > > Salesgirl: May I hold your penis for size?
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> > > > > > Give him a 'M'. Wait.......
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> > > > > > Give him 'L'..wait...give him 'XL'.... Oh
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> > > > > > shit.... Give me a TISSUE.....
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> > > > > > An Arab interviewd at the US Checkpoint.
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> > > > > > Officer: Your name please?
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> > > > > > Arab Guy: Abdul Aziz
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> > > > > > Officer: Sex?
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> > > > > > Arab Guy: Six times a week.
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> > > > > > Officer: I mean male or female?
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> > > > > > Arab Guy: Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel.
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> > > > > > Dracula asks God " May I reincarnate into a
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> > > > > > white angel with wings and
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> > > > > > still suck blood?" God said "OK, I'll turn you
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> > > > > > into a KOTEX!"
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> > > > > > Teacher: Why you rub oil on your head
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> > > > > > whenever I am teaching?
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> > > > > > Student: Last night, I heard my mum told
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> > > > > > my dad, rub oil on the HEAD. If not, cannot go in.
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> > > > > > British aged 90 married a 16 years old. He had
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> > > > > > baby every year and bragged
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> > > > > > that his engine was turbo. When the fifth was
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> > > > > > born, the nurse said "Check engine oil, baby is black".
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> > > > > > A man went to the hospital for a checkup. The
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> > > > > > doctor said he has penis
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> > > > > > cancer. He went home, upset, shouted at his wife
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> > > > > > with anger, "SEE, I TOLD YOU TO STOP SMOKING!"
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> > > > > > Farmer ordered a MILKING MACHINE. Tried it on
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> > > > > > his penis and had a wonderful
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> > > > > > orgasm, but can't remove it. So, he reads the
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> > > > > > manual and faints. It says "AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 LITRES".
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> > > > > > Teacher: Why do cow look depressed when being milked?
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> > > > > > Student: Madam, if someone rubs and
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> > > > > > squeeze your breasts for 2 hours
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> > > > > > but don't f*** you, how would you feel?
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> > > > > > Woman asked god to make the penis pretty. He
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> > > > > > said no way. Now it's ugly and
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> > > > > > you suck it. If it is pretty, you would eat it.
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> > > > > > Finally doctors have found a cure to treat male
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> > > > > > SARS patients. 3 times a
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> > > > > > day, they are required to Shake, And Release Sperm.
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> > A man driving down the road.
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> > A woman driving up the same road
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> > They pass each other
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> > Woman yells out window, "P I G !"
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> > Man yells out window, " B A S T A R D !"
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> > Man rounds next curve
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> > Crashes into a huge pig in middle of the road.
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> > Thought For the day:
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> > If only men would listen