hi all...here is one translated from mandarin...hopefully i've made it presentable enuff :

A guy went to a beach, and there he saw a lot of naked gorgeous ladies, and with full of satisfaction, he lied on the sand then, with his body naked, too.
There came a little sunny girl just before he finally fall asleep, pointing at his private part and asking this question:"Hello uncle, what is this??"
This guy answered impatiently:" This is just a BIRD. Get away from me!"
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He just aware that he was in a hospital when he woke up, and got nurses having duties around. And then he felt a unbearable pain from his bottom part.
He asked:" Can anyone tell me what's going on to me?? Why am I here??"
All the faces of the nurses turned red and some of them even start laughing...and then the little sunny girl came in and answered his question just in time:" Hello uncle, is me!"
He roared angrily:" What the hell is going on!! Why you keep appear before me!! Tell me you little b****!!"
The little sunny girl:"Oh cool down uncle. Its actually not a big deal at all...just somehow they all took it so seriously...Alright, I was just playing with your BIRD when you were sleeping just now. And then somehow your BIRD got angried suddenly, stood up straight and stared at me angrily. But I kept playing with it...and your BIRD spitted to me!! What a rude BIRD...So, I thought I should give it some lessons...And then, I splitted its HEAD, stepped on its two EGGS, and finally burned its NEST..."
The guy fainted straight away and the little sunny girl asked the people around with her innocent face:" What's wrong with this uncle? I did nothing harmful to him but his BIRD only..."

This post has been edited by lummaomao: Aug 27 2003, 05:53 PM