1) Those who wants to learn listen; those who know it all interrupt.

2) When speaking to your children: say what you mean, mean what you say, but dont be mean when you say it.

3) APPLE = Arrogance Produves Profit-Losing Entity

4) Two things are sure in life: There is a God , and you're not him.

5) You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.

6) Who says nothing is impossible, I have been doing nothing for years.

7) You won't care what people thought of you if you realised how seldom they do.

8) Those with the best advice usualy offer no advice.

9) Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it.

10) you are getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

11) Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't

12) To be content with little is hard; to be content with much is impossible.