this i get in fwd email.if been post b4 then sry
Made in Japan


A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.

The following is their conversation on the way to the airport .

A Toyota Camry overtook t he taxi.....zoom....

Jap: Look ...look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan!
Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia .

Driver: yah....

After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.

Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia

Driver: yah....yah...

After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !

Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made
in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia

Driver: yah...yah...yah....!

Arriving at the airport,the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver.

Jap: How much?

Driver: RM150/-

Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge ! !

Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!....
very fast!.... Made in Japan!

Dua ekor hantu bertemu dan bercerita bagaimana mereka mati......

Hantu 1 : Bagaimana kau boleh mati?

Hantu 2 : Aku mati akibat kesejukan...

Hantu 1 : Macam mana rasanya mati dlm kesejukkan tu?

Hantu 2 : Sebenarnya aku terkurung dalam peti ais...mula2 aku cuma menggigil,lepas tu anggota aku mula membeku, kemudian aku rasa dunia aku gelap dan akhirnya.....tapi aku rasa bersyukur kerana aku mati tanpa banyak kesakitan....

Hantu 1 : Ishhh...kesiannya kau

Hantu 2 : Kau pulak, macam mana kau boleh mati....?

Hantu 1 : Aku kena serangan sakitjantung...

Hantu 2 : Oooo...cam mana kau boleh kena serangan sakit jantung?

Hantu 1 : Sebenarnya aku dapat tahu isteri aku curang. Suatu hari, aku balik ke rumah secara mengejut. Aku nampak ada kasut lelaki kat depan pintu. Aku tahu mesti isteri aku sedang bermesra dengan jantan lain.. Aku berlari masuk bilik tidur, cuma ada isteri aku...aku tahu mesti jantan tu bersembunyi kat mana2..aku lari masuk bilik air, tak de jugak, kemudian aku lari ke tingkat bawah, tengok dalam setor, pun tak ade...aku lari naik tingkat atas semula, tengok dalam almari.....sebab terlalu penat aku berlari la aku kena sakit jantung...memang sakit dan akhirnya....

Hantu 2 : Apasal kau tak tengok dalam peti ais...kalau tak, kita berdua masih hidup lagi sekarang ni....