One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.

One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.

One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.

In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.

This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 1,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 17 694 720 000 000 bytes/second = 16.0932541 terabytes/sec


This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 16 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(1) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
PS. I know they have a backdoor, but we have a trojan for that also