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Some jokes I've got from forward email ..., Maybe you've read before
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exkay
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 Sep 19 2004, 01:48 PM
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| QUOTE (F1meteor @ Aug 3 2003, 11:41 AM) | A Poem of INTI
>>>
>>>At first I love INTI
>>>But INTI loves my money
>>>I ask money from daddy
>>>But daddy asks mummy
>>>Mummy goes to INTI
>>>And find out why INTI's so greedy
>>>The lift always mati
>>>And the guards look like monkey
>>>That's why I started to hate INTI
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>>>INTI don't love me
>>>What for I love INTI
>>>All they need is money
>>>Nothing but money, money and money
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>>>The lecturers teach like bugs bunny
>>>No wonder they're so lousy
>>>And their faces look so funny
>>>Like Talos the mummy
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>>>Futhermore, more more money flows to INTI
>>>But they never plant more trees
>>>All because they want to save money
>>>Make all students feel hot to mati
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>>>First I entered INTI I got no kaki
>>>Later I found someone likes to play tai tee
>>>Then I started don't want to study
>>>Here we can find a lot of kaki judi
>>>That's why we must blame INTI
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>>>Since I entered INTI I cant see any leng lui lili sexy
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>>>Even the lecturers are more pretty
>>>I always want to date them for tea
>>>But I always kejar they always lari
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>>>Dr. Lim from SOLLA always lan si
>>>People said his pucuk already mati
>>>Even Viagra also tak boleh jadi
>>>That's why loh people say he is "cc"
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>>>He likes to tell jokes to everybody
>>>But his joke never funny
>>>Sometimes people thinks that his crazy
>>>Dr. Lim so pity
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>>>INTI's toilets really smelly
>>>No water no api
>>>Even you haven't pee
>>>You want to lari
>>>Always complain they also say soli soli
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>>>Tan yew sing always said his INTI got quality
>>>Instead everyone knows they are lousy
>>>INTI motive just to earn more money
>>>So that they can pay lecturers salary
>>>And INTI share in KLSE can naik lagi
>>>Waterfish like us always press by INTI
>>>Just to tipu more more money
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>>>That is all the story about INTI
>>>Which loves money
>>>But after all I still come to INTI
>>>To contribute money
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>>>(u r not in INTI?
>>> u r very lucky
>>> coz INTI cant bluff ur money
>>> just cabut n jangan kembali~!!)
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>>>Student of INTI
>>>noway to lari
>>>already jadi SuiYee (waterfish)
>>>plz tell everybody
>>>jangan kena tipu lagi
no offence for inti students...  |
You should have see what is happening in Limp Cock Wank aka Lim Kok Wing university...
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exkay
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Apr 15 2006, 12:30 AM
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21st Century...
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our boss - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less !!!
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exkay
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Sep 6 2006, 09:26 AM
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QUOTE(Winfeel @ Aug 29 2006, 06:12 PM) Car will find its way before its reach the hill
.....cooked him a hot soap and delicious food waiting for him..... i think it should be SOUP. no one could drink soap, whether is it hot or cold.. |
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