Q: what's the difference between enzymes and hormones?

A: you can't hear enzymes

I wonder dis had been posted onot...anyway i liked it n it made me lol ^^

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we  decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing  bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her
younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite
near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me
that she  wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed
my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it, just come up
and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
frontdoor. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked
straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that
you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."