"Dua ekor hantu bertemu dan bercerita bagaimana mereka mati......
> > Hantu 1 : Bagaimana kau boleh mati?
> > Hantu 2 : Aku mati akibat kesejukan...
> > Hantu 1 : Macam mana rasanya mati dlm kesejukkan tu?
> > Hantu 2 : Sebenarnya aku terkurung dalam peti ais...mula2 aku cuma
> > menggigil, lepas tu anggota aku mula membeku, kemudian aku rasa
dunia
>aku
> > gelap dan akhirnya.....tapi aku rasa bersyukur kerana aku mati
tanpa
> > banyak kesakitan....
> > Hantu 1 : Ishhh...kesiannya kau
> > Hantu 2 : Kau pulak, macam mana kau boleh mati....?
> > Hantu 1 : Aku kena serangan sakit jantung...
> > Hantu 2 : Oooo...cam mana kau boleh kena serangan sakit jantung?
> > Hantu 1 : Sebenarnya aku dapat tahu isteri aku curang. Suatu hari,
aku
> > balik ke rumah secara mengejut. Aku nampak ada kasut lelaki kat
depan
> > pintu. Aku tahu mesti isteri aku sedang bermesra dengan jantan
lain..
>Aku
> > berlari masuk bilik tidur, cuma ada isteri aku...aku tahu mesti
jantan
>tu
> > bersembunyi kat mana2..aku lari masuk bilik air, tak de jugak,
kemudian
> > aku lari ke tingkat bawah, tengok dalam setor, pun tak ade...aku
lari
>naik
> > tingkat atas semula, tengok dalam almari.....sebab terlalu penat
aku
> > berlari la aku kena sakit jantung...memang sakit dan akhirnya....
> > Hantu 2 : Apasal kau tak tengok dalam peti ais...kalau tak, kita
berdua
> > masih hidup lagi sekarang ni....

Why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name
>
> >to Changi General Hospital (CGH)? Because NCH stands for
>
> >"Never Come Home". That's why business was very bad before
>
> >it changed its name.
>
> >
>
> >Now CGH stands for "Can Go Home". So business is picking up.
>
> >
>
> >Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going
>
> >strong because SGH stands for "Sure Go Home"!
>
> >
>
> >Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering a
>
> >name change. It stands for "No Use Hospital"!
>

>>Do you know the reason why Singapore government restricts the
>>citizens not to chew gum? Here is the story....
>>
>>One day Lee Kwan Yew went to Thailand and had lobster at the dinner
>>with the Thai King. After Lee finished, he asked the King.
>>Lee : Your Highness, what can you do with this lobster skin?
>>King : We cannot do anything with it, we just throw away.
>>Lee : Oh, no. In our country, we send it to the factory and
>>produce some prawn cracker.
>>
>>Then Lee had an orange. After he finished, he asked the King.
>>Lee : What can you do with the orange skin?
>>King : We cannot do anything. We just throw away.
>>Lee : Oh, no. In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce
>>some orange jam.
>>
>>Then Lee asked for some chewing gum. After he finished, he put on
>>the plate and asked the King.
>>Lee : What can you do with the chewing gum?
>>King : Oh, no. We just throw it away.
>>Lee : In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce condoms
>>send
>>it to Thailand.
>>
>>Lee said good-bye to the King and the King asked Lee.
>>King : What can you do with the condom when you finish using it?
>>Lee : We cannot do anything. We throw it away.
>>King : In Thailand when we finish using the condom, we send it to
>>the factory to produce chewing gum and send it back to
>>Singapore!!!
>>

Buahahahhahaahhahahah.....