some ppl's brain are a masterpiece.
it is divided into two parts. left and right.
In the left part nothing is right and
in the right part nothing is left.

A chinese, a malay and a singh went for interview. the chinese went in for the interview first.
Manager : i want to ask u some easy question. if i poke ur right eye what will
happen?
Chinese : right eye cannot see.
manager : if i poke ur left eye?
Chinese : of course cannot see anything, both eye also blind ma.
Manager : ok u can go.

The chinese guy went out and told the other two that the question asked was easy and just answer rigth eye cannot see and cannot see at all.
So it was the malay guys turn and truely the same question was asked adn the same answer was given. Next it was the Singh's turn. Finiding something was wrong the manager decided to change the question.

Manager : If i cut ur right ear what will happen?
Singh : Right eye cannot see.
The manger was confussed but continued.
Manager : If i cut ur left ear?
Singh : Cannot see at all.

This time the Manager was really confussed and ask how the hell would he be blind by cutting of his ear. the Singh reply.

Singh : If u cut my right ear, my turban will fall of the right side and blind my right eye. if u cut my left ear also of course the turban will fall and blind both my eyes.