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This post has been edited by ayiesz: May 16 2004, 10:03 AM

err.. is this a joke or what?
if it is, im going to laugh

if its not, read here
http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopi...dpost&p=4402904

can i post some bm old repeated joke ?

here goes

Suasana masih riuh di luar. Sanak saudara semuanya
berkampung disini. Gelak ketawa, gurau senda jelas
kedengaran. Aku memimpin isteriku ke dalam bilik
pengantin. Suara-suara sumbang terlalu banyak yang
menegurku.

"Hai, malam masih muda, dah nak masuk tidur?" sapa Pak
Ucu.

"Orang muda bang Aji, biarlah. Air dah penuh kat
kepala tu." sahut PakTam
disambut hilai ketawa sanak saudara yang lain. Meriah
sungguh keadaan diluar walau jam sudah menunjukkan
pukul 11.00 malam.

Hadiah yang masih belum dibuka ku susun ke tepi. Lampu
ku tutup. Merebah diri ke katil pengantin, aku menoleh
ke arah
isteriku.

"Kita tidur dulu lah yer. Ramai sangat orang kat luar
tu." Isteriku hanya mengangguk tanda setuju.

Entah pukul berapa sekarang, aku pun tidak tahu.
Keadaan di luar gelap gelita dan senyap sunyi. Tanda
sanak saudaraku telah pulang dan keluargaku telah
tidur.

Jari jemariku lembut membelai rambutnya. Ku selak
rambut ikal yang menutupi telinganya lalu membisikkan
"Assalammualaikum!" ke telinganya untuk menguji
isteriku.

"Wa alaikummussalam." Rupanya isteriku masih belum
tidur.

Ku kucup pipi halusnya. Ku kucup dahinya yang mulus.
Semerbak harumnya menusuk deria bauku. Akanku tunaikan
tanggungjawabku sebagai suami malam ini. Jari-jemari
ini terus
membelai tubuhnya. Perasaanku tidak dapat dikawal
lagi, namun...

"Kringggggg...."

"Tik..tik..tik..tik..."

"Kring.. kring..kring.."

Bunyi-bunyi jam loceng entah dari mana memenuhi ruang
bilikku. Terkejut dengan segala macam bunyi yang ada,
aku
membuka lampu. Serentak itu, terang benderang seluruh
rumahku.
Bunyi-bunyi ini telah berjaya membangunkan semua orang
di
rumahku.

Aku mencari-cari punca bunyi-bunyi itu. Mataku terarah
ke sekotak yang masih terbalut rapi. Aku buka
dengan pantas dan di dalamnya terdapat 5 buah jam
loceng.
Juga sekeping kad berbunyi... Selamat Pengantin Baru,
Jangan gopoh-gopoh. Baru Pukul 2 pagi. Jangan maree..
kami potong stim.
.

Dalam hatiku.. cilaka punya kengkawan. Potong stim
betullah.

the end

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
Listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."
The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing
To do." The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."

The next day the grandmother died. Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbour James dropped dead on our porch."

lol. but why cant u clean the mail for easier reading