> >>Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila
> >>Cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat,
> >>lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
> >>Murid-murid: Faham, cikgu!
> >>Cikgu: Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
> >>Murid-murid: (senyap)
> >>Cikgu: Pandai!
> >>Murid-murid: Bodoh!
> >>Cikgu: Tinggi!
> >>Murid-murid: Rendah!
> >>Cikgu: Jauh!
> >>Murid-murid: Dekat!
> >>Cikgu: Keadilan!
> >>Murid-murid: UMNO!
> >>cikgu: Salah!
> >>Murid-murid: Betul!
> >>Cikgu: Bodoh!
> >>Murid-murid: Pandai!
> >>Cikgu: Bukan!
> >>Murid-murid: Ya!
> >>Cikgu: Oh Tuhan!
> >>Murid-murid: Oh Hamba!
> >>cikgu: Dengar ini!
> >>Murid-murid: Dengar itu!
> >>Cikgu: Diam!
> >>Murid-murid: Bising!
> >>Cikgu: Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
> >>Murid-murid: Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
> >>Cikgu: Mati aku!
> >>Murid-murid: Hidup kami!
> >>Cikgu: Rotan baru tau!
> >>Murid-murid: Akar lama tak tau!
> >>Cikgu: Malas aku ajar kamu!
> >>Murid-murid: Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
> >>Cikgu: Kamu gila!
> >>Murid-murid: Kami siuman!
> >>Cikgu: Cukup! Cukup!
> >>Murid-murid: Kurang! Kurang!
> >>Cikgu: Sudah! Sudah!
> >>Murid-murid: Belum! Belum!
> >>Cikgu: Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
> >>Murid-murid: Sebab saya seorang pandai!
> >>Cikgu: Oh! Melawan!
> >>murid-murid: Oh! Mengalah!
> >>Cikgu: Kurang ajar!
> >>Murid-murid: Cukup ajar!
> >>cikgu: Habis aku!
> >>Murid-murid: Kekal kami!
> >>Cikgu: O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
> >>Murid-murid: K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
> >>Cikgu: Sudah, bodoh!
> >>Murid-murid: Belum, pandai!
> >>Cikgu: Berdiri!
> >>Murid-murid: Duduk!
> >>Cikgu: Saya kata UMNO salah!
> >>Murid-murid: Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
> >>cikgu: Bangang kamu ni!
> >>Murid-murid: Cerdik kami tu!
> >>Cikgu: Rosak!
> >>Murid-murid: Baik!
> >>Cikgu: Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
> >>murid-murid: Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
> >>cikgu: (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Never translate IT terms to the Malay Language
Why Mahathir insist on using English for math and science. Because global
uses the
language as information's and / or technology language at this moment.How
danger it is if we're trying to use in Bahasa, especially in school.
see example below.
*hardware = barangkeras
*software = baranglembut
*joystick = batang gembira
*plug and play = cucuk dan main
*port = lubang
*server = pelayan
*client = pelanggan

Try translate this:
ENGLISH :
That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either
hardware or software
joystick.The joystick goes into the port of the client."

BAHASA :
Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan
batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut.Batang gembira itu dimasukkan
ke dalam lubang pelanggan."



> > > > > > Now You Know.........

> >> > Subject: Humour
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > 1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage,she
> >> > expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and
> >> > after death she respects him.
> >> >
> >> > 2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved
> >> > her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They
> >> > got married - and now he is going thru hell.
> >> >
> >> > 3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife
> >> > wanted ". Next day,he received a hundred letters. They
> >> > all said the same thing : "You can have mine."
> >> >
> >> > 4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
> >> > you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or
> >> > the wife.
> >> >
> >> > 5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just
> >> > watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him.
> >> > If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he
> >> > is married.
> >> >
> >> > 6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The
> >> > letter said, " If you don't promise to send us
> >> > $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife."
> >> > The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my
> >> > promise but I hope you will keep yours."
> >> >
> >> > 7."What's the matter, you look depressed."
> >> > "I'm having trouble with my wife."
> >> > "What happened?"
> >> > "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30
> >> > days."
> >> > "But that ought to make you happy."
> >> > "It did, but today is the last day."
> >> >
> >> > WOMAN
> >> > When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after
> >> > her.
> >> > When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going
> >> > after her.
> >> > When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on
> >> > her.
> >> > When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men
> >> > pushing to each other.
> >> >
> >> > MAN
> >> > At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so
> >> > little to give.
> >> > At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
> >> > At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
> >> > At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes
> >> > once in a year.
> >> > At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles
> >> > and cheap.
> >> >
> >> > Marriage Humour
> >> > In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
> >> > Then God created man and rested.
> >> > Then God created woman.
> >> > Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

> > > ** Computer Problem **
> > >
> > > I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer
>
> > > guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the
> > > problem.
> > >
> > > He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
> > >
> > > As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
> > >
> > > He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
> > >
> > > I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten
> T
> > > error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?"
> > >
> > > The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T
> > > error before?"
> > >
> > > "No," I replied.
> > >
> > > "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So I
> > > wrote out ...... I D 1 0 T