Teacher : Why are you late?

Student : Because there was a sign which tells 'School ahead, go slow'

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Added on March 28, 2008, 6:10 pmLady : The design of this jeans is excellent. But the colour is not good.

Salesman : Don't worry mam. The colour will disappear after the first wash

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Added on March 28, 2008, 6:10 pmAn old man was walking along the road. A car stopped near him and a got out of it. He asked the old man, Sir, shall I give you a lift?
The old man replied,
No thanks. I live on the ground floor.

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Added on March 28, 2008, 6:11 pmTeacher : I killed a person , convert this sentence into future tense.
Student : The future tense, you will go to jail

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Added on March 28, 2008, 6:24 pmA man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!
"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut off both of your arms."

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Added on March 28, 2008, 6:25 pmWife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no

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Added on March 28, 2008, 6:26 pmPeter : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Michelle : Simple, stop imagining.

This post has been edited by ahchak: Mar 28 2008, 06:26 PM

wahaha..you and i no clothes right now! That's funny!