this is what i've got from my mail today...

>>>The Typical China-Man
>>>
>>>There was once an Chinese man called Ah Beng who was
>>>involved in
>>>a terrible car accident. In the hospital, when he
>>>gained his consciousness, he called out for the nurse
>>>to know what had happened to him. "I'm very sorry,
>>>sir, but you had involved in a very bad car
>>>crash". "Car crash! ***!! My Marcelly (aka Mercedes )
>>>! My Marcelly! Is my car all right?" he asked
>>>hysterically. Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is
>>>the least of your worries. You've lost your left arm
>>>in the crash, and we were unable to
>>>save it", she said apologetically. "I lost my arm? My
>>>Rolex! My Rolex piu leh!" "Sir, please calm down. That
>>>is the least of your worries. You
>>>are in a very critical condition and all your family
>>>are here to see you". He asked for his family to be
>>>called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called
>>>for each of them.
>>>"Wife, are you here?"
>>>"I am here husband, and I will never leave you"
>>>"Son, are you here?"
>>>"I am here father, and I will never leave you"
>>>"Daughter, are you here?"
>>>"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
>>>"Well," said Ah Beng thoughtfully, "if all of you are
>>>here,
>>>WHO THE HELL IS LOOKING AFTER THE SHOP?!!! *** NIA
>>>SENG!!!"