One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.





MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."


SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."


MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."


SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."


MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."


SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"


MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your
responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son
>
> Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
> Son : "I will choose my own bride".
> Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
> Son : "Well, in that case..."
>
> Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
> Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
> Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
> Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
> Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."
>
> Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
> Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
> President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
> Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
> President : "Ah, in that case....."
>
> This is how business is done!!