Q: Why do men have pubic hair?
A: A nest for their bird...
Q: Why do women have pubic hair?
A: A resting place for the coming bird !!!
Girlfriends are appetizers, Tastes good at any time.
Mistresses are Tomyams, Hot and spicy...Eaten frequently.  WIVES are Maggie, Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!
Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHCKEN FARMER.  She replied : I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
A Girl who opens her hand receives gifts.
Open her heart receives love.
But when she opens her legs, she receives happiness.
Why do Indians talk non stop?
Guess....
Still dunno?
Ok lah....
Answer : Bcos they left their full stop on their forehead.