thanks BugFace..! those jokes sure took alota time but worth it

keep `em coming..!!

Here is a goooooood Confession. Read aloud to enjoy the humour.


Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned"

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a b****."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a b****?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a b****."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a b****."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes; father."

Priest: "Like this?(as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a b****."

Girl: "Then he stuck his "you know what "into my "you know where"

Priest: "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what "into her"you know where")

Girl: "YES FATHER ;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"

Priest: "(after a few minutes)Thats no reason to call him a son of a b****"

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!

Priest: "SHIT! THAT SON OF A b****!!!

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haha farney

corect me if im wrong, F4 is a boy band rite? all with long hair looking preety? if it so.. i got plenty of chinesse fren hating them! why ha?

^ i read that jokes , but its Ah Lian not Ali