GOOD !!! i like to read smart story.

Four brothers left home for college, and eventually, they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having
dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

The first son said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, "I had a hundred-thousand-dollar theater built in the house."

The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver to her an SL 600."

The fourth said, " Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read it anymore because she can't see very well. I met this
priest who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 priests, 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for 20 years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."


The other brothers were impressed.

After the holidays, Mom sent out her Thank You notes.


She wrote :

" Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

" Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have
my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes.
The thought was good nonetheless. Thanks."

"Michael, you give me an expensive theater with Dolby
sound ; it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead. I've also lost my hearing, and I'm nearly blind.
I'll never use it. But thank you for the gesture, just the same."


" Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you ! "

ohhh... no wonder..
hahahah

> One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind
him,
>"My
> elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
>
> "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
> "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just
give
>it
> a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what
to do
> about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a hell of a
lot
> cheaper than a doctor."
>
> So Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the
> drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and
asks
>for
> the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten
>seconds
> later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak
your
>arm
> in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two
weeks.
>
> That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob
>began
> wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water,
a
>stool
> sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter,
> and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
>
> Bob hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He
>deposits
> ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The
>computer
> prints the following:
>
> 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
> 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
> 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
> 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a
lawyer.
> 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never
get
> better.
>
>
> "Pleasure in the job puts perfection to the work......"

Finally I move into new office room!!

How to become rich

"A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."