Ouch! Pwned kaw kaw

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Added on July 14, 2009, 12:28 amHere's one:

So one day Robin Hood walks into a pub, puts an apple on a guy's head, walks across the room, takes out his bow and arrow and shoots the apple with it. Walking back to pick up his arrow to the applause of the pub's patrons, he exclaimed proudly, "Hood. Robin Hood."

Not to be outdone, James Bond puts an apple on the same guy's head, whips out his pistol and shoots the apple cleanly in half before proclaiming to the appreciative crowd, "Bond. James Bond."

A really drunk dude who saw this then decided to do the same. He walks up, puts an apple on the guy's head, whips out a brick and smashes it into the guy's face! The crowd was dumbfounded. Staggering up to the bloodied man, he mumbles, "Sorry. F*cking Sorry."

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Added on July 14, 2009, 12:32 amAnother drunk joke.

This drunk who was just booted out of his regular pub for drinking one too many, was staggering home on foot. On the way home he sees a nun. Without thinking, he runs up to her, beats her to a pulp, then as he stood over her bruised body, shouted, "You're not so tough now eh, Batman?"

So....one day a l33t stalker walks into a bar, and....................