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NINJIAO
post Nov 1 2011, 05:45 PM

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QUOTE(~Mew~ @ Jun 20 2011, 09:52 AM)
(This is not really funny anyway i just share it)

Subject: Recruitment By a Singapore law firm .
               
         
  There is this Law firm, LEE & LEE Associates, whose owner is very religious. His fengshui sifu told him that he can only hire lawyers with surname "LEE" to work under him, and strangely he managed to get all the LEE lawyers to work for him!

One day my friend TunaSingh, who had graduated from a law school, asked for an interview in LEE's Law firm. Strangely this LEE asked him to come for the interview without asking whether his name is closely associated with "LEE" or not.

During the interview everything went smoothly till the end where LEE told TunaSingh :

LEE : I'm actually very impressed with your resume, but there is one problem.

Tuna : What is the problem sir?

LEE : Well you see . . . I only hire lawyers whose names are closely related to "LEE" and your name is TunaSingh. I don't see it has any relation to "LEE" so . . .

Tuna : Are you a racist?
LEE : Sorry, but this is what my fengshui sifu told me . . . I dare not defy him..!

Tuna : Ok, I understand . . . not to worry.

LEE : Thank you for your time and effort.

That night TunaSingh came to tell us his problem and asked us if we could help him to come up with a name that is closely related to "LEE" and also a name that will not change his status as a Sikh. After hours of yamseng, we finally found a name that is 100% suitable for him!

Next day, TunaSingh went back to find LEE . . .

LEE : Eh . . . TunaSingh, I thought I told you we only hire lawyers with name closely related to "LEE."

Tuna : Yes you did! That's why I come back here for my job..!

LEE : But your name does not have any relation with "LEE..!"

Tuna : O, don't worry about that! I consulted my Chinese friends and they gave me a new name.
          I just went to the registration department to have my name changed.

LEE : Change name..?? So... what's your new n! ame now..?

Tuna : Now my name is "Bangga-LEE" sir!
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Lee Ka singh oso can. Hong kong billionair somemore. laugh.gif

 

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