The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who
was in charge. Each organ took a turn speaking up:

Brain: "I should be in charge because I run all body functions."


Blood: "I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain."


Stomach: "I should be in charge because I process food to the brain."


Legs: "I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go."


Eyes: "I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going."


*S*HOLE: "I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste."


All the other parts laughed and made the *S*HOLE very mad. To prove his
point, it immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way
for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.


Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief.


Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly.


Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable.


Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred.


Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body.


Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the *S*HOLE be in charge.


The moral of the story:
No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you
will find that it is always the *S*HOLE that is in charge.

This post has been edited by Koi_Espiritu: Sep 19 2005, 09:50 PM