A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.
Up to 60 mph.

"I want the car, too," he continues.

65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says.

"Oh, really?" he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."

Never underestimate how a woman thinks.


Moral of the story:
Don't buy Toyota VIOS as it has only one airbag. The husband sure die laa and wife got
everything. If WAJA both will jalan (no airbag) unless WAJA premium.

syrene83 : Man : How old is your father?
> > > Boy : As old as me.
> > > Man : How can that be?
> > > Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
> > >

A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of
> > > soup.
> > > Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
> > > Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
> > > Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
> > > Waiter : That's why it's so special!
> > >
> > >


Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
> > > Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink
> > > much.
> > >
> > > Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my
> > > soup.
> > > Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a
> > > lifeguard?
> > >
> > > Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in
> > > my tea cup?
> > > Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a
> > > fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
> > > Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?
> > >
> > > Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
> > > Father : No. Why do you ask that?
> > > Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?

DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen...Dad
and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your
mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe Then, mom did some
downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we
discovered that there was no firewall.. Seeing that it was a bit too
late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later,
the damn virus appeared!.

CHILD: Huh?

Friends are like underwear, always a comfort.

Good friends are like condom always protecting.
Great friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.

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The sad life of a penis " I only have one eye, my hair is a mess, my skin is wrinkly, my

relatives are nuts, my neighbor's an a**hole and my best friend's a pu**y."
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Engineering.

Why are WOMEN the best ENGINEERS in the WORLD?

Because they can DEMOLISH an ERECTION without damaging the STRUCTURE!

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Don't make love to a policewoman; she will say "STOP".

Don't make love to a nurse, she will say "NEXT",

but make love to a bus conductor, she will say, "MASUK DALAM !!"
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Man : I want to buy a condom

Salesgirl : May I hold your penis for size? Give him an 'M'. Wait ...

Give him 'L'..wait...give him 'XL'... Oh shit.... Give me a TISSUE .....
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An Arab interview at the US Checkpoint.

Officer: Your name please?
Arab Guy: Abdul Aziz

Officer: Sex?
Arab Guy: Six times a week.

Officer: I mean male or female?
Arab Guy: Doesn't matter, sometimes even a camel.

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Dracula asks God " May I reincarnate into a white angel with wings and still suck blood?"

God said "OK, I'll turn you into a KOTEX !!!"
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Teacher : Why do you rub oil on your head whenever I am teaching?

Student : Last night, I heard my mum told my dad, rub oil on the HEAD. If not, cannot go in.
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British aged 90 marries a 16 year old. He has a baby every year and bragged that his engine was turbo. When the fifth was born, the nurse said "Check engine oil, baby is black".

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A man went to the hospital for a checkup. The doctor said he had penis cancer.
He went home, upset, shouted at his wife in anger, "SEE, I TOLD YOU TO STOP SMOKING!"

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Farmer ordered a MILKING MACHINE. Tried it on his penis and had a wonderful orgasm,

but can't remove it. So, he reads the manual and faints. It says "AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 LITRES".
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Teacher : Why do cows look depressed when being milked?

Student : Madam, if someone rubs and squeeze your breasts for 2 hours but don't f**k you, how would you feel?

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Woman asked God to make the penis pretty.

He said no way. Now it's ugly and you suck it. If it is pretty, you would eat it.
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Do you know the full form of: A B C D E F G ??? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl! Now can anyone guess the full form of : G F E D C B A ??? Girls Forget Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again...... SO BE AWARE !!!