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post Sep 1 2008, 09:13 PM

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一小学老师在和学生解释"乳"字的含义:乳即是小的意思,比如乳鸽、乳猪等,要求小明用乳字造句。

小明:因为现在房价太高了,所以我家只能买得起50平方米的乳房

老师汗,说: 再造一个

小明: 我年纪太小,连一米宽的乳沟都跳不过去

老师大汗,说 : 再造一个

小明:老师我真的想不出来了,我的乳头都快想破了

 

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