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post Oct 25 2003, 12:08 AM

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CrocHunter
post Oct 27 2003, 01:15 AM

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haha u dunno chinese u jz simply haha ar laugh.gif

actually....i oso dunno how to translate but i'll try tongue.gif
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post Oct 27 2003, 01:24 AM

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Siao Ming 's essay

I was born in a poor family.When i was young, my father's life very boring, everyday count the $$. N this oso happen to my mom, she sweep the $$ everyday. I live in a moutain crow. everytime i want to buy things really fed up..coz drive PORsCHE need 5 hours, drive Mercedes-Benz oso need 4 hours. Although my house got helicopter, drive to there hard to find parking slot, very inconvenient.......................TO BE CONCLUDED (copy from the matrix reloaded)

thats all....hope somebody can help me to continue coz my english really no standard tongue.gif
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post Nov 5 2003, 08:15 PM

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post Nov 30 2003, 05:38 PM

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O Level Hokkien Exam --

GCE 'O' levels Hokkien Exam
Testing of your Hokkien skills!! Just got this from my Ah Beng and Ah
Lian friends in Southpoint and I can't stop laughing


Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage
after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah


Section A : Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)

Singalella why become rich.
Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella. She got two sisters,
but the stepmarder hor, and the sisters hor, all damn kuai-lan, so she
quite zhia-lat oso. Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become
the amah. Everyday must cooklah, cleanlah, rublah, massagelah, blow
also simi sai mah pao-kah-liao. If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she
liak. Tak jit zho kah tau-hin. CPF poon boh. Then no new shares oso No
money to contribute S$50 ..cannot go out to bank also. But then, kay piak
eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party. So he say, "oeh, long
chong kee ah." Singalella very happy because she never go party before
but then her marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru your
sisters wu standard. Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and
marder. Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai. That
night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and
cook Maggimee. Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua boh kee
party?'


So

Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.' She
never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, keelah, I give you
money.' So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look
very different. She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already
11 o'clock at night olredi. At the party, Ah Ming also quite shien
because the char bor all buay sui one. Dance floor even got one ah pek
dancing. Just as Ah Ming told himself,'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat' Singalella
came in. Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah,
chee kor buay pai.' Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah
lee zho flen!' Singalella say Ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here
touch there. ut then just it was 12 'clock one ah pek die on the dance
floor. He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number So after
that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak
ban. So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho
sen-lee. Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.



GRADES: Gauge Your command of Hokkien

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly:
Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zhao.
A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien
properly- zhia lat
E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball ? leow leow, mai ka
lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean
F9. Don't understand rating - kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee
kong simi? Ah see lee bah lu gia A2, mian kee gia ritten exemanation.
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post Nov 30 2003, 05:52 PM

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