Dear IT Support,
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>>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
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>>and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
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>>particularly in the flower and jewellery applications
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>>that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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>>In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other
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>>valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
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>>Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such
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>>as EPL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and ESPN 2.0. And
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>>now. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House
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>>Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
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>>running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
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>>avail.
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>>What can I do?
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>>Signed,
>>Desperate 


>>Reply:
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>>Dear Desperate,
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>>First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
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>>package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try
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>>entering the command C: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and
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>>download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
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>>If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
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>>automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
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>>Flowers 3.5.
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>>But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default
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>>to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night
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>>Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program
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>>that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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>>Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or
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>>reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
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>>supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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>>In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
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>>does have a limited memory and cannot learn new
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>>applications quickly. You might consider additional
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>>software to improve memory and performance. I
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>>personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
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>>Good Luck,
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>>IT Support