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Some jokes I've got from forward email ..., Maybe you've read before
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ChuChai
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 Apr 8 2005, 12:46 PM
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erm...i wonder if u guys read this b4
Akta 15 (18sx)
ahem...org-org sekalian tolong baca petikan yang berikut.
Message: Sepasang kekasih baru yang bekerja sebagai
pekerjasosial.. Hamid dan Rosni selalu bersama
walau kemana jua.. Suatu malam ketika mereka
berdua keluarberdating...
Hamid : "Kita nak kemana nie?"
Rosni : "Tak kisah la.. mana-mana pun boleh"
Hamid : "Apa kata kalau kita ke pantai.."
Rosni : "Saya ok aje.."
Apabila sampai dipantai mereka berdua tidak
keluardari kereta.. mereka hanya berehat sambil
berbual-bual didalam kereta.. Mulanya berbual
biasa..lama-kelamaan.. Hamid meletakkan tangannya
dipaha Rosni.. nampaknya Rosni tidak
membantah..Beberapa minit kemudian.. Hamid
mengerakkantangannya beberapa inci ke atas...
Rosni masih tidakmembantah... hinggalah akhirnya
ketika
Hamid mengerakkan tangannya beberapa inci lagi..
Rosniberkata dengan sopan.."Abang Hamid...
ingatlah pada akta 15 dalamperlembagaan pekerja
sosial"
Setelah mendengarkan teguran Rosni itu.. Hamid
terusmenarik tangannya menjauhi Rosni..
walaupunsebenarnya dia tidak berapa ingat isi
kandungan akta15 itu..
Hamid : "Maafkan saya"
Rosni : "Tak apa"
Lalu mereka pulang... Di rumah.. Hamid terus
masuk kebilik dan membuka buku perlembagaan
pekerjasosial dan mencari akta 15.. lalu dia
membacakandungannya...
"Teruskan Usahamu.. Jangan lakukan Separuh
JalanSahaja"
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ChuChai
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Apr 8 2005, 06:32 PM
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^^ this one melayu versi..??  |
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ChuChai
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Apr 12 2005, 05:26 PM
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i'm not sure if this is funny...got it frm bulletin board, here goes..
Ted is 7-yr old n he's very bad in essay
writing.
One day his teacher
asked the class to write a 500-word essay
base on
any title they like.
Ted thought real hard n finally he started
his essay:
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Titled: My Lost Cat
One day i lost my kitty, i went out to the
street n
started calling:
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"but she never comes back, that's how i
lost my
cat.
(510 words)
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ChuChai
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Apr 12 2005, 06:50 PM
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^^ dats y i said not sure whether its funny, LOL.
i'm sure who oso can make up sum joke like dat but it is not funny at all...anyway, since it is oso labelled a "joke", so i jus post it...hehe
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ChuChai
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Apr 20 2005, 10:56 PM
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QUOTE(KLL @ Apr 20 2005, 06:38 PM) I fully appreciate your typing efforts haha, didn do much, jus copied n paste  |
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