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 Some jokes I've got from forward email ..., Maybe you've read before

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post Jun 26 2004, 11:40 PM

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QUOTE (flying_dutchman @ Jun 26 2004, 11:07 PM)
Here a story...

Terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

laugh.gif Bwahaha..
ROFLMAO....btw how da postal send back to him?? sweat.gif
Terrorist smart enuf to write their postal address ? sweat.gif sweat.gif
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post Jul 21 2004, 05:19 PM

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QUOTE (BugFace @ Jul 20 2004, 06:32 AM)

11. Hang a picture of your roommate on the wall. Throw darts at
it. Smile at your roommate often, saying things like, "How nice
to see you again."

12. Get a can of beans. Label them, "Jumping beans." Eat them,
and then jump around the room. Get another can of beans. Label
them, "Dancing beans." Eat them, and then dance around the room.
Get another can of beans. Label them, "Kill Your Roommate
beans." Eat them, smiling at your roommate.

I like these 2..nice...
Hmm....
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