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Ah Soh wants to buy a TV set. She goes to a shop.

Ah Soh : "Do you have color TV ?"

Salesgirl : "Yes !"

Ah Soh : "Give me a green one, please "

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Ah Soh is filling up an application form for a job.

She supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.

Then she comes to column on "Salary Expected"

She is not sure of the question.

After much thought, she writes " Yes "

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Ah Soh goes to a store and sees a shiny object.

Ah Soh : "What is that shiny object ?"

Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."

Ah Soh : "What does it do ?"

Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

Ah Soh : "I'll buy it"

The next day, Ah Soh goes to work with her thermo flask

Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"

Ah Soh : "It's a thermos flask."

Boss : "What does it do?"

Ah Soh : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

Boss : "What do you have in it! ?"

Ah Soh : "Two cups of coffee and a coke"

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After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Soh always compares
it with the original for spelling mistakes.

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Ah Soh always smiles during lightning storms because she thinks her picture is being taken.

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Why can't Ah Soh dial 911 ?

Because she can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.

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Ah Soh and her friend board a double-decker bus.

Her friend gets a seat downstairs and Ah Soh goes upstairs.

After a while, her friend goes upstairs to look for Ah Soh and finds her clutching the seats in both hands
and her body is shivering .

Her friend : "What happened? Why you so scared for what? Downstairs quite shiok one."

Ah Soh : "Alamak you! You got a driver but I don't."

> >
> > > > Al Kisah Nama Pulau Sumatera
> > > >
> > > > Sekembalinya dari mengutip ufti dari
> > negara-negara bawah jajahannya,
> > Datuk
> > > > Lakasmana Ganesh beserta 100 hulubalang singgah
> > di sebuah pulau
> > > berhampiran
> > > > Majapahit. Pulau besar yang tiada berpenghuni
> > itu sejak zaman-berzaman
> > > > terbiar tanpa pembangunan. Seluruh pulau itu
> > dijelajahinya, tiada apa
> > pun
> > > > yang ditemui selain hutan belantara, semak samun
> > dan binatang-binatang
> > > > hutan... Sesampainya dia ke Majapahit
> > dipersembahkanlah hal ini kepada
> > > > Sultan Sri Wijaya...
> > > >
> > > > Datuk Laksamana: "Tuanku, patik rasa ada elok
> > juga kalau itu pulau kita
> > > kasi
> > > > jajah sama dia?"
> > > >
> > > > Sultan: "Sapa ada sana?"
> > > >
> > > > Datuk Laksamana: "Tara sapa"
> > > >
> > > > Sultan: "Apa nama itu pulau?"
> > > >
> > > > Datuk Laksamana: "Tara tau"
> > > >
> > > > Sultan: "Sana ada orang?"
> > > >
> > > > Datuk Laksamana: "Tara"
> > > >
> > > > Sultan: "Rumah?"
> > > >
> > > > Datuk Laksamana: "Tara"
> > > >
> > > > Sultan: "Sign-Board?"
> > > >
> > > > Datuk Laksamana: "Tara"
> > > >
> > > > Sultan: "Apa pun tara?"
> > > >
> > > > Datuk Laksamana: " Hutan ada la, Lain suma
> > tara..."
> > > >
> > > > Sultan: "Okey kalu itu macam kita ambil ini
> > pulau, pasal suma pun tara
> > > dekat
> > > > situ kita kasi dia nama 'SUMATARA'."
> > > >
> > > > Begitulah ceriternye asal usul nama pulau
> > sumatara yang sekarang
> > dipanggil
> > > > PULAU SUMATERA...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.They sit down and engage in An animated conversation.The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,"retorted the lady indignantly."In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives......... "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

The inventor of Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Co. Arthur Davidson died, and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven. "

Arthur thought about it for a minute and said,

"I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognised Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarassed, but finally said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Clestial Supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention that yours."

What is globalisation, one may ask. Well, below here is probably the best example on the definition of globalisation.

Question : What is the height of globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana's death

Question : How come?
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines! And this is sent to you by a Malaysian, using Bill Gates' technology which he stole from the Japanese.
And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use
Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean made monitors, assembled by
Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by
Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to you by Chinamen!
That's Globalisation!!!