i duno whether posted b4 anot. but fark la.

So this guy goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I can't get it up anymore, can you please gimme something to help?"

The Doctor replies "Alright I'll prescribe Viagra, take one pill for one good hour of sex."

The guy goes home and tells his wife and she's excited so she tells him "Let's try it out!"

So he takes one pill and they have one great hour of sex, the wife says "Wow that was great, If you take two i wonder what will happen."

So he takes two pills, and the pills double the effect, they have the most amazing 2 hours of sex that either one of them have ever had. The wife is so horny and excited she says "Take the whole bottle!!"

So he takes the whole bottle and everything goes black.

Hours later police are at the man's house and a little girl is sitting on the porch crying, the detective walks up to her and asks "What happened sweetheart?"

The little girl responds "My Mommy's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts and Daddy's running around the house yelling here kitty, kitty, kitty!!"

what a joke????

this is a joke meh?

it's a pretty dirty joke, but nonetheless it's still a funny one... "kitty kitty kitty...." how desperate, lol....

funny,if you get what it means..
energizer!

I really dont get it how ppl can die from having sex. The girl i mean not the guy.

pregnant???

so fast can know pregnant ar =.=

if you want to put all "logics" into jokes, then nothing is funny already lah...

waliao, pity the mother laaa
btw i thought it takes two to three days for a girl to get pregnant..

Poor cat gunna get nightmares after this.

LoL-ed
hahahahaha

he could easily have sex with the car exhaust, the mainhole, vibrator, the dead body, why kitty?

If you guys can't tell the difference between a joke and reality, please don't breed.

lol... not bad... hhehehe

ahh finally some one that feels the same way as I. morons I tell ya, sum ppl are.