anyone with good english here? need someone to help me with little english writing. few sentences only. now my brain can't really think straight. thx.

jhcj reijikageyama so sunday u all coming? wat time ar?

Inside Kopitiam one. The kopitiam is located OPPOSITE the big food court.

Byw the boss is very good built like going to gym, becos he had been frying CKT for more than 25 years!

They using arang mia CKT. Order besar mia with Duck egg. Cuba sekali pastinya nak lagi.

Need some guidance to park. Beside the kopitiam, there is a housing area. Park there.

The big food court which is opposite the CKT name is RU Food Court.

The kopitiam where the gooding CKT name is SunRise.

How Android users see the new iOS7 update.

Apa reason tau ka?

faster advertise in SG newspaper, mana tau ada rich and single SG lady looking for leng chai?

And, will become different meaning liao

'Human gps and driver' is 2 separate person

'Human gps cum driver' is 1 person

i banyak susah tahan not to laf at opis.. used alot mana

dun simply cum liao u

https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/cum

lol.. her usage is correct, but too fancy /formal liao until we all dirty minded pipul laugh liao

the proper words meaning i know la.. just i will always try to avoid use that word

ada sugapapa but no hanky panky one or not

  why oni today?

my real papa sure is goodpapa la, sugapapa hv to be non-blood related one 

get a sugapapa, so that i can giv my goodpapa monie + haus + car + travelsss xD

make more babies

i remember ahwang accept bribe b4...powerbank 1

Unless it's painful.