Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy...is your Mummy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"

After a brief pause Daddy says,

"But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Oh Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mummy, right now!"

"Uh Okay then......here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay Daddy!"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

Well I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?" he asks.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool..... but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."

*** long pause ***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?"

"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said.

"Oooooppppssss....sorry wrong number!"

the daddy couldn't recognize his child's voice, or else such tragedy wouldnt happen...

This post has been edited by panasonic88: Jun 2 2006, 04:26 PM

it's an old joke

poor little girl

Super old joke, The actual version is a maid instead of a daugther.

so wat if it's old? if you've heard it before, then shut up and move on. geez.

dont be like this, be ready to get reply when you start a thread.

anyway, thanks, nice joke
(even tho i heard it before, thanks for remind)

nice wei... kekeke..

that's why i always put a clause on threads i start here, cos there's plenty people here who think it's wrong to post something old.

EDITED : actually no one knows the original version la, but there are sure many variants.

This post has been edited by goldfries: Jun 3 2006, 03:12 AM

good joke.

sabar weh kusa

nice joke

ehehe this is still hilarious

I heard the one about the maid taking a rifle and shooting them both and then finally wrong number also

cha dou...lol

nice nice...


whats wrong with posting it again? might be new to them and they are willing to share it...

unlike those who keep saying repost yet did not share anything...