在网上看到的!!!绝

动物园游记:

今天是假日，爸妈从长计议带我们到动物园玩。我们早餐的风俗习惯喜欢吃番薯粥，但因为番薯卖完了，妈妈只好黔驴技穷地削芋头滥竽充数，没想到我们家自种的芋头很好吃，大家都贪得无厌的自食其果。

出门前，徐娘半老的妈妈打扮得花枝招展，鬼斧神工到一点也看不出是糟糠之妻。头顶羽毛未丰的爸爸，也赶紧洗心革面沐猴而冠，换上双管齐下的西装，英俊得惨绝人寰，鸡飞狗跳得让人退避三舍。东施效颦爱漂亮的妹妹，更是画虎类犬打扮得艳光四射，趾高气昂的穿上新卖的高跟鞋。

我们一丘之貉，坐着白马素车，风尘仆仆来到动物园。

This post has been edited by skyflight: May 31 2006, 04:08 PM

-PHAIL-
funnay not found

This post has been edited by eddychstu: May 31 2006, 04:13 PM

this joke needs some knowledge about mandarin idioms.. THe usage of the idioms sucked , but i find no sense of humour inside.

not bad, at least some of it i never see beffore

i understand what it say, but there is nothing funny of it.

Translation:

saw this on the net, superb!!!

One day swin in the Zoo:
Today is holiday, dad and mom planning to bring us to the Zoo. Our tradisional breakfast is Sweet potato porridge, but today the sweet potato sold out, mom got no choice but use dumb donkey no money truncates taro to replace sweet potato, surprisingly our homebrew taro so tasty, everyone lazy bored and eat own fruit.

Before going out, god damn half old mother make up until flower stick exhibition, ghost axe god worker until you can't tell she is a ugyl worst wife. The half bald chicken feather dad, he quickly wash face change face bath monkey become king, and change the two pipe together down kot, handsome until pity human world, chicken fly dog jump and cause people to evade 3 step. East sushi powerful want pretty sister, she draw tiger but like dog until sun light 4 way shoot, toe high gas high and wear her new shoe.

On the way, we riding white horse shit car, many dust scare scare until the Zoo.

bored at work, sorry

This post has been edited by Setsunahq: Jun 1 2006, 04:36 PM

haha, i think english not working with this story leh. but i like the way u translate it.

the fathers head...
not enough feathers??