That's like saying I have feelings for mosquitoes when I kill them with ridsect.

I'm innocent.

Ya betul, bloodsuckers.

kenot, now nyamuk dah evolusi liao, they're attracted to fan cheong.
must use fan cheong as bait.

ya, you troll them more evolusi they become.

deswai don't feed the troll.

ok balek balek happy long weekend.

Best computer ever!

can bong chan you?

satu malam kat kepong berapa?

From hardest to softest. Red Blue Black Yellow Green

Bang Chan you.

Kepong only got 1 thing to bongchan at night, after 8pm.

Memeow mamasan kepong, dia tau lagi manyak. Bong chan memeow mesti buat air liuh meleleh.

Belum sempat, memeow busy kena buat appointment dulu.

Wanna join?

It's ok. You always remember the first taim where, I mean... that first bite-oh, what heaven that first kiss is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then... a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a... a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread. This is God, speaking to us in food.

betul tak?

deswai you have to join.

I learn from my sifu.

Clothes should be looser, no?

\k\ is my sifu and countless amount of time in trolling.
3 sizes, not bad.
I also wanna lose more.

Love story, why does all disney princess story ended up with happily ever after?

They forgot to complete the story where all the heroines grew old and ugly.

I am still looking for love story where the girl take a bullet for the man she loves, so far I don't think it exist yet.

Imagine the girl still nagging him with her last breath.

When I die, you have to mourn me for 3 years.
You can't look at other girls until then.
Your daughter must named after me.
Your next waifu can't be more hotter than me.

After 5 minutes later....

You have to buy my favorite flowers and visit my grave for every special occasion, and put it in my favorite vase with the flowers tilting north west.

Oh wait

After die liao, she still nag him by haunting his home.

There you go, love ghost story.