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 Unhappily Ever After, Revenge of the Groom

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TSKusa
post May 24 2006, 01:47 PM, updated 20y ago

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This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" then turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial outta this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.....$32,000

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion......$3,000

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.....$8,500

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man... Priceless!

There are some things money can't buy.
For everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!

ps: this will DEFINITELY be welcome-to-last-week material to some of you. Just wanna share the story with the rest of the newbs smile.gif
kiew
post May 24 2006, 01:51 PM

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rclxms.gif rclxms.gif rclxms.gif wad else i can bout him ~~and the master card ad thing , nice also
spriggan
post May 24 2006, 01:55 PM

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walau like that also can ?? like count of monte cristo.
young_soul
post May 24 2006, 02:03 PM

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QUOTE(Kusa @ May 24 2006, 01:47 PM)
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
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true true rclxms.gif
can't blame him...his gf cheated on him. To show that he's not the person to be blamed...he does this
goliath
post May 24 2006, 02:40 PM

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good revenge by that man notworthy.gif notworthy.gif
tunertoobe
post May 24 2006, 02:40 PM

Look at all my stars!!
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Bwahaha!!!
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post May 24 2006, 03:20 PM

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salute man
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ntc3freak
post May 24 2006, 07:46 PM

Look at all my stars!!
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damn i salute notworthy.gif wonderful idea laugh.gif
lucifah
post May 24 2006, 07:50 PM

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got links to the photos of the wedding ceremony?

is this a real story, i wonder?

edit: just googled for it

http://www.google.com/search?hs=7lW&hl=en&...man&btnG=Search

apparently, it was an urban legend until proven true

i do hope that this is a true story case and wanna see the looks on the faces of the people at that moment

edit: my hopes shattered. it's an urban legend, according to snopes

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

however, anyone who has got the pics of the people (or better, the humping pic), please do send a link

This post has been edited by lucifah: May 24 2006, 08:03 PM
mystvearn
post May 24 2006, 08:16 PM

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Monte Cristo could not think something like this biggrin.gif
If it were true....
tunertoobe
post May 24 2006, 09:28 PM

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Although an urban legend, it very possible for someone to pull off a stunt like this. biggrin.gif
Kagaya
post May 24 2006, 11:30 PM

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Well, the revenge plan might work but hey, being known as a cuckolded fella in front of 300 over guest is also another PRICELESS moment leh...
yitjuan
post May 24 2006, 11:53 PM

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hopefully it wasn't an italian marriage . He , the best man and the bride would've all been shot.
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post Jun 3 2006, 06:32 PM

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wouldnt be an urban legend if something similar happened to me..
halofujima
post Jun 3 2006, 08:03 PM

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QUOTE(lucifah @ May 24 2006, 07:50 PM)
got links to the photos of the wedding ceremony?

is this a real story, i wonder?

edit: just googled for it

http://www.google.com/search?hs=7lW&hl=en&...man&btnG=Search

apparently, it was an urban legend until proven true

i do hope that this is a true story case and wanna see the looks on the faces of the people at that moment

edit: my hopes shattered. it's an urban legend, according to snopes

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

however, anyone who has got the pics of the people (or better, the humping pic), please do send a link
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I don't know about u guys but when i clicked the first link it Got my ass laughing,...

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