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TSjonny4
post Aug 16 2013, 12:22 PM, updated 9y ago

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Andrey Arshavin Was A Russian Spy

(By Greg Thomson)

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Leaked NSA documents have revealed that former Arsenal player, Andrey Arshavin, was actually a Russian Spy.

Arshavin, code-name ‘Red Fox’, was the brainchild of Kremlin chief Sergei Rachmaninoff, who funded his agent’s training as a footballer, and pulled strings to include him in the Zenit St. Petersburg team.

As a result of these revelations, the Russian International has now retreated back to his homeland, and is reportedly worried about his safety.

There are also suspicions that Arshavin’s rumored move to Barcelona, around the time of his Arsenal transfer, was in fact dis-information created by Moscow, used to further sell Red Fox’s cover story to the Brits.

Arsenal fans will remember the forward’s injury spells, however it is now thought that this was merely a ploy to allow the agent more time to gather valuable intelligence in and around the nation’s capital.

British Intelligence are also liaising with the French Secret Service as they try to ascertain whether or not Arsene Wenger was a part of the Ruskies’ plot.

It has also been confirmed that fellow Russians, Roman Pavlyuchenko and Pavel Pogrebnyak, are fellow Kremlin spies, sent to England in the hope of assisting Arshavin’s espionage, and ultimately, aiding in his escape.

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wilsonjay
post Aug 16 2013, 12:22 PM

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I KNEW IT!
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post Aug 16 2013, 12:23 PM

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sound legit
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post Aug 16 2013, 12:24 PM

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see sos
must be legit
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post Aug 16 2013, 12:24 PM

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Russian all spys lolz
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post Aug 16 2013, 12:24 PM

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he a spy. ohmy.gif
SUSpear1000
post Aug 16 2013, 12:25 PM

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Ah wang also bijan spy..
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post Aug 16 2013, 12:25 PM

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No wonder la main kat Arsenal pun tak perform...bz buat kerja2 spy rupanya!
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post Aug 16 2013, 12:26 PM

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A russian who breaks Anfield
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post Aug 16 2013, 12:27 PM

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QUOTE(vanpersie91 @ Aug 16 2013, 12:25 PM)
No wonder la main kat Arsenal pun tak perform...bz buat kerja2 spy rupanya!
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Nah, it's because le arse just plain sucked whistling.gif
Zanei Gundan
post Aug 16 2013, 12:29 PM

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so do the jews did this as well???
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post Aug 16 2013, 12:29 PM

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russia must hate liverpool then
joe_mamak
post Aug 16 2013, 12:30 PM

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He is not a useful asset. Unless he is providing top secret information to the Russian soccer association.
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post Aug 16 2013, 12:33 PM

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post Aug 16 2013, 12:35 PM

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Russia did won the bid to become the host of World Cup 2018 right. Wonder if it has something to do with this.
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post Aug 16 2013, 12:38 PM

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then Torres must also be a spy
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post Aug 16 2013, 12:41 PM

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this is absurd...a spy get into football scene..
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post Aug 16 2013, 12:42 PM

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Then who is Roman Abramovich?
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Football and espionage is serious business yo
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post Aug 16 2013, 12:47 PM

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that pyro is a spy!
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QUOTE(pear1000 @ Aug 16 2013, 12:25 PM)
Ah wang also bijan spy..
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I always thought BIJAN is ah Wang's spy

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