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TSaka_kepep
post May 23 2006, 02:02 PM, updated 20y ago

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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began
unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all
other programs and now monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3,
Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and
Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please
help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and
Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife
1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife
1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your
Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and
work on improving the situation. I suggest
installing the background application "Yes Dear"
to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command
C:APOLOGIZE! Because ultimately you will have to
give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will
return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be
very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several
support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these
programs. Improper use will cause the system to
launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
the only way to improve the performance of Wife
1.0 is to purchase additional software. I
recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This
application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support
enJiNer
post May 23 2006, 02:33 PM

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hahahaha...

better install multiple OS like wife 2.0 wife 3.0
or running girlfriend 7.0, girlfiend 7.1, or girlfriend 8.0 beta in the background
TSaka_kepep
post May 23 2006, 02:40 PM

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but the CREATOR only makes it compatible up till wife 2.0, wife 3.0 and wife 4.0... ngeeehe
g00glesYYl
post May 23 2006, 03:48 PM

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good one...........
Elfen
post May 23 2006, 08:32 PM

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Good IT jokes.
FunctionX
post May 23 2006, 08:45 PM

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Apparently he never heard of boot managers.
AiRBooM
post May 23 2006, 09:04 PM

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install some virus to make the Wife 1.0 crash! that would be good
JackX
post May 24 2006, 12:06 AM

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Wife 4.0 has been attacked by virus "Ejaculated Semen Advance 3.0". Wife 4.0 has caused and unexpected error and will be shut down.
delon85
post May 24 2006, 12:44 AM

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QUOTE(aka_kepep @ May 23 2006, 02:02 PM)
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
the only quick way to get out of this is to use the program Divorce 10.1. It's weird he dont seemed to b using Hooker 6.9 laugh.gif
bomberkenny
post May 24 2006, 12:49 AM

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QUOTE(JackX @ May 24 2006, 01:06 AM)
Wife 4.0 has been attacked by virus "Ejaculated Semen Advance 3.0". Wife 4.0 has caused and unexpected error and will be shut down.
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Sorry it's not working because your's is a shareware. Your P-Nix 1.0 is not fully functional and some features are not available such as Sperm Inclusion.
kev da man
post May 24 2006, 12:54 AM

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that's......old since the dawn of the internet teslf.
kinz_11
post May 24 2006, 01:38 AM

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wah... like psp wei.. version 1.5 can upgrade to 2.5 but cannot downgrade... hahah..
hydrogen
post May 24 2006, 10:47 AM

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I'm currently looking for Wife™ XP

i heard its the most stable version to date.
doesn't need drivers, and most importantly,

can 'plug-n-play'.

lol
TSaka_kepep
post May 24 2006, 02:51 PM

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QUOTE(hydrogen @ May 24 2006, 10:47 AM)
I'm currently looking for Wife™ XP

i heard its the most stable version to date.
doesn't need drivers, and most importantly,

can 'plug-n-play'.

lol
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haiyo, where got wife xp hurh? i thought lowyat sells em at quite high prices.. any reviews yet? thumbup.gif

verx
post May 24 2006, 03:14 PM

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For those who want to uninstall Wife 1.0 do not fret!!
It is in fact very possible but you must install the program Divore Papers 2.1 first. This uninstaller program will uninstall Wife 1.0 and install a new operating system Single 1.0

A word of warning: Divorce Papers 2.1 comes with a huge price tag

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isildur88
post May 24 2006, 06:19 PM

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hahahaha... gud one... i need a recover cd for girlfriend 7.0...

just lost mine... sad.gif
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post Jun 5 2006, 11:29 AM

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nice one ~~

but can't we just format it??

then reinstall a whole new Girlfriend 8.0 ..... tongue.gif
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post Jun 5 2006, 02:53 PM

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