1. England has madcow,
Hong Kong has Macau,
Russia has Moscow,
S'pore has 2 famous cows-
'Cow-peh and cow-bo'

2. When ur life is in darkness......
Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness..... and
If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNB bill.

3. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.

4. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :
Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?
Shopkeeper : What free gift??
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"

5. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,
tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.

This post has been edited by panasonic88: May 25 2006, 11:09 AM

Kutu saw Mutu, with his wife, Sulu.
Mutu said to Sulu, "Aiyoyo, saya pergi dulu"
Kutu shouted to Sulu, "Cepat buka pintu!"
Sulu said to Mutu, "Pakai sarung dulu!"

Kutu pecah pintu, wan to tangkap Mutu,
Sulu pegang Kutu, tak mau kasi dia lalu,
Kutu slapped Sulu, " Lu betul tak malu!"
" Dua dua tadak pakai baju!"

Mutu held on to Sulu, mulut sudah bisu,
Kutu marah sama Mutu,
"Saya punya bini lu pun mau sapu?"
"Mati! Lu tau apa itu?!"

Kutu tumbuk Mutu,
Mutu jatuh, hurt his siku,
Mutu cried to Kutu,
"Tolong jangan bunuh aku"

Sulu nangis begging Kutu,
"Jangan marah aku tipu"
"Sebab long time we never screw"
"Nampak lanchiao aku very rindu"