should be out knocking some chicks up now... WTF!!!

This post has been edited by butthead: Aug 13 2013, 11:15 PM

i wouldn't actually call tenga's as a chicks....

DIY lar small matters like that... jus play with it until you feel right...

the weird one is back...



prepare yourselves...

This post has been edited by butthead: Aug 14 2013, 12:53 PM

when the freak have i became a runner... point your gun at miao lar...

shorts jus buy those lycra can adi lar... normal ones will do adi... or those running shorts also can unless you are worried that your big ball bearings swinging around and ppl noticing lar...

there are some that is meant for duathlon / triathlons that can serve both for cycling and running and usually has a thinner padding so you dun run like u had sprsbtsx the night before...

shoes is something i know nothing about.. i have no shoe fetishes.. my friend told me the shoe thing is shits.. worry more about your foot strike better as that help alleviate the pressure rather than depending on the shoes to do the job...

for me, why run when you can tenga??? that or drive...else, why the heck did i spend 1/3 of my hard earned money every month paying for a big chunk of motorized metal and then go out and run when i can enjoy the luxury of my air-conditioned, music playing motorized transport just to realize that i have two legs that is still functioning...

running is over-rated....

This post has been edited by butthead: Aug 14 2013, 11:12 PM

Eh.. compression is for recovery lar.. i thought you wear that shit after you finish torturing the hell out of your legs???

that or you have deep vein thrombosis in which you should not be running in the first place if you have that...

wuuu.... mac wai.. cervelo is planning to screw with you by launching a new R3 Dark next year..watever dafug tat is...

http://www.bikeradar.com/road/news/article...eak-peek-38126/



complete bike rumors to start a 2k quids..

jensie's new bike



if this is not enough to tell you the bike belongs to jensie...


this will

and once you ride one, you can't turn back

you'll be cerveloed'd for life and nothing short of cerveloes will satiafy your bike lusts

wat is kain pelikat?

nike shorts got base layer? i thought only their compression tops have base layers.. bought 1 before.. totally suck at heat dissipation...

or do you mean the core compression range???


i think this are meant for football players...you basically wear them under your football shorts during play.. and the football specific tops have some armor muscle bolstering effects or some shit li tat...

it might come in handy..

i think it's shit... why update an old bike??? it's like trolling the poor bastards that cannot afford an R5..

it's like a bike that rides like an R5
stiff like f@ck just like an R5
Looks like an R5
Shaped like an R5
It just might be the next best thing but not quite and R5

it's sad... it's just like buying a Beemer 520 and putting on some fake M5 trims pretending your car to be an M5... just sad, it's just sad... so sad...

gaya smaya...u dun wear anything even more gaya...guarantee go on newspaper and maybe even masuk jail and get your drawers ravaged...

no.. at the finishing line... he can

1) take a piss at the sarong
2) disrobe in a swift manner
3) wrap the sarong at his rivaling competitors head causing them confusion and panic and it will be hard to take off because it's wet....
4) and make a run for the line...all the time wearing a Lycra underneath the sarong...

i only got bata shoes... you at least have some old nike's....but then again, my marathon is different than yours

why no one ever considered scholl flight sock eh??? only less than RM80 per pair if i am not wrong...




it's basically the same shit if you use it for recovery purpose... the only offset is that you look like a horny old lady wearing it...and if you believe, the difference is that 2xu claims their compressions stockings is "gradual compression" while those pharmaceutical ones are "compression" only without the word gradual... whatever the shit that means...and they get to charge you twice the price because of gaining another confusing word that might possibly have no function whatsoever...

and if you have the balls... pharmacies might have compression stockings meant for people with diabetic disorders and DVT... and those are even more cheaper... but a complete PIA to get it on...

and pretend to be batman?



the george clooney one... lazy too google... christian bale version is a total badass...

heat burns fat.. win-win situation...

puss-ies... so many puss-ies


stoned puss-y..must have seen something it cannot un-see


a look at this...even the worst food ever devoured by mankind can become like a king's feast...



i gotta go stuff my bleeding nose first...

a weird one for lil...for welcoming him back to the tered...


escalated too quickly?

This post has been edited by butthead: Aug 15 2013, 01:23 PM

in what way???

a new frame from lightweight which i have problem pronouncing the name... uh-geh-stal-th... it will be fun when you friend mentions your new bike...



you'll not gonna be interested with this anyways after hearing the price...


complete bike... or complete bankruptcy i should say...


the specs, 1,340 grams for a 54cm frame complete with fork, and seatpost...and priced at, hold your pants you pansies

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£3,950/€4,460 in germany only...higher elsewhere...

and before i forget the crucial detail... it's made in Taiwan... major orgasm reduction kit...

This post has been edited by butthead: Aug 15 2013, 01:30 PM