Features:

Be a quadropus - Go on a rampage
Perfect blend of roguelike and brawler - Hit enemies in their stupid faces
Endless Gameplay - Procedurally generated weapons, levels, and enemies that keep the action fresh until you die from thumb exhaustion
Intuitive, fast-paced combat - Easy to learn, difficult to master. Dodge, block, stab, smash, and spin your way to victory!
Five epic boss fights - Pursue Pete into the depths and bludgeon his mouth off
Mastery system - 23 achievements with gameplay altering rewards
Artifacts - Unearth 39 treasures that let you shoot lasers out of your face or turn your pet starfish into an explosive boomerang
Extensive upgrade tracks - Invest orbs in your quadropus to make him stronger
Hilarious Characters - Break your ribs from intense chuckling
Gamecenter Integration (iOS Only) - Show your BFFs what’s what

This post has been edited by sniperz: Jul 31 2013, 11:55 AM