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TSoucheev
post May 18 2006, 02:15 PM, updated 20y ago

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A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said,"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so I'm sorry, my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".

The wife and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick, and -abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story...Men might be ungrateful idiots ...But fairies are...female !
Kellicros
post May 18 2006, 03:28 PM

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Actually the real moral of story is to be more specific. Do the calculation damn it!
triangle
post May 18 2006, 05:08 PM

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yeah if im the husband asking for 18 years old gal..>.<""
Kellicros
post May 18 2006, 06:58 PM

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QUOTE(triangle @ May 18 2006, 05:08 PM)
yeah if im the husband asking for 18 years old gal..>.<""
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18 years old, pretty, sexy, cute, *insert discriptions*...

 

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