Outline ·
[ Standard ] ·
Linear+
A Smart Indian
|
TSoucheev
|
 May 18 2006, 02:13 PM, updated 20y ago
|
|
An Indian, a Chinese and a Malay were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the Indian, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present, asked him what happened.
"Well," said the Indian, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Chinese and the Malay and I were standing at the gates of heaven. An Angel approached us and said that we were too young to die, and that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth. So, of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50 and the next thing I knew I was back here."
"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors. "But what happened to the other two?"
"Last I saw them" replied the Indian, "the Chinese was bargaining over the price, and the Malay was waiting for the government to pay for his."
|
|
|
|
|
|
sakuraguy
|
May 18 2006, 02:15 PM
|
|
|
hahahahaha ..gheez! nice ones
|
|
|
|
|
|
fantagero
|
May 18 2006, 02:27 PM
|
|
|
dush,,,,, .......
|
|
|
|
|
|
WillHung
|
May 18 2006, 02:33 PM
|
|
|
lol...well its good that malaysians can laugh at stereotypes.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tachikoma
|
May 18 2006, 02:34 PM
|
|
|
LOL nice one  |
|
|
|
|
|
leorynna
|
May 18 2006, 02:37 PM
|
New Member
|
ho ho ho ho
|
|
|
|
|
|
triangle
|
May 18 2006, 05:00 PM
|
Getting Started
|
rofl...nice 1 dude~~
|
|
|
|
|
|
chypher
|
May 18 2006, 08:34 PM
|
|
|
that's a nice 1 dude... haha
|
|
|
|
|
|
tuRtL3
|
May 18 2006, 09:41 PM
|
|
|
Hahaha... nice nice
|
|
|
|
|
|
Assassin
|
May 18 2006, 10:48 PM
|
|
|
hahahaha
the different between malaysian races
|
|
|
|
|
|
bomberkenny
|
May 19 2006, 12:02 AM
|
|
|
I laughed at my own kind, hohohoho... keep bargaining, make sure you'll get a discount card for future.
|
|
|
|
|
|
mypetridish
|
May 19 2006, 02:30 AM
|
|
|
hahaha that was a good one. thanks
|
|
|
|
|
|
ahbenchai
|
May 19 2006, 01:05 PM
|
|
|
hehehe.. true =p
|
|
|
|
|
|
frequency
|
May 19 2006, 02:41 PM
|
|
|
goood joke...
|
|
|
|
|
|
praetorian
|
May 19 2006, 04:05 PM
|
|
|
Bwhahhaha nice one!
|
|
|
|
|
|
KLL
|
May 19 2006, 09:30 PM
|
New Member
|
what an insult to malays... kakakaka
|
|
|
|
|
|
kcng
|
May 19 2006, 11:15 PM
|
|
|
u OWN3D  |
|
|
|
|
|
Glyph
|
May 19 2006, 11:32 PM
|
|
|
bargain must get low..low price + must get free gift... |
|
|
|
|
|
abbylovejoo
|
May 20 2006, 10:32 AM
|
New Member
|
Typical Chinese and Malays.  |
|
|
|
|
Quote
0.0144sec
0.01
5 queries
GZIP Disabled